“It Is A Black-Art, And I, HARU, Am The Blackest Of The Black. Or, Rather, The Great White Black-Art…Blackest…Master.”–HARU (Chris Farley in “BEVERLY HILLS NINJA” (1997))

The Nephew Wanted To Stay Up Late, So I Decided We Should Watch A Movie. Since It Was My Idea, It Also Became My Responsibility To Select The Flick We’d Be Kickin’-Back With. I Wanted Something That Would Make Him Laugh. I Also Wanted Something That Was Appropriate For Staying-Up-Late And Actually Staying Awake. My […]